Apologies
Apologies for the lack of a Happy Birthday, You Bastard article for today and yesterday, I have been laid low with some form of ancient illness. Probably the plague.
Normal service will be resumed once cured, and given that one cure for the plague was to rub the urine of a child on your skin, that might not be tomorrow. I might try the calluses from an ass's legs, steeped in vinegar and applied to the nostrils instead.
Thanks xxx