Black Magic Baby
Hello everyone.
I hope Wednesday finds you urging yourself ever onwards through February, officially The Worst Month of the Year, the Tuesday of months. Don’t worry; it will soon be over, and then we’ll be on to March and a third of the way through the year, which marks the first quarter of the 21st century. Just to make you feel really old.
Let me take this opportunity to remind you that my new book, Black Magic Baby, a collection of some of the highlights of my writing on these pages, plus some exclusive stuff written solely for the book, is going on general sale on Jeff Bezos’ Worker Exploitation website this weekend and to remind you that, as my nearest and most loyal henchmen/minions/long-suffering friends, you have the chance to buy a copy at a reduced price before it goes out to the heaving masses of the plebs, teeming in the streets before the arena.
My hamfisted attempts at trying to set this up last week ended up with me posting a link that only worked in the US, but this time, using my unmatched internet skills, I have another link for you, which will allow anyone, anywhere to buy the book without having to enrich the coffers of the Great Smaug Bezos, sitting on his heap of loot under the mountain, or wherever he lives.
You get the chance to buy a copy for $13.99 plus whatever it costs to have the thing winged to your secret mountain hideaway, borne on the back of a mighty eagle (or via the mail, whichever is more convenient).
This discounted price will be available exclusively to you for another week (although if you share it, who’s going to know, right? Sock it to the man, even if the man is me!) Just click the link below.
I should have some more content out tomorrow, as for the past few days, I’ve been putting the beginning touches on my next project. I shall reveal more news in the near future (It’s something about Suetonius1).
As always, thank you so much for everything.
“There’s Something About Suetonius” sounds like a cool title….